THE BOOKS

 

The Anarchist Kosher Cookbook

ISBN: 1944866086

Paperback: $12.95

Publisher: Clash Books

Drop your dreidel and feast your eyes on the Anarchist Kosher Cookbook!

Maxwell Bauman's debut collection of strange Jewish-themed stories will shock and entertain with a modern twist on burning bushes, virgin ghosts, leviathans, Baphomitzvahs, and how to create your own golem to fight off Neo Nazis. These stories transcend the mundane meshuggahs of life through page turning plots and memorable mensch and schmuck characters. The Anarchist Kosher Cookbook is the perfect Bubbe approved Chanukah gift.

"Fresh, weird and funny. Bauman's work is a genuine surprise."

— Garrett Cook, author of A God of Hungry Walls

"Ghosts trying to get laid, an "erotic" burning bush, forbidden love between sea monsters and more fill this collection of Torah-influenced bizarro, horror, and pulp fiction. You gotta dig any book that has a recipe for a skinhead-killing Golem."

— Jeff Burk, editor of Deadite Press and author of Shatnerquake

"Maxwell Bauman's writing is wacky and weird. The Anarchist Kosher Cookbook is a strange, surreal, and hilarious ride."

— Danger Slater, author of I Will Rot Without You and DangerRAMA

 

"Maxwell Bauman is equal parts joke teller and doomsday prophet, and his stories transform the somber and ancient religion of Judaism into a bizarro sideshow of death and fire and very dignified giggling. Basically, he's a real mensch."

—David W. Barbee, author of A Town Called Suckhole and The Night's Neon Fangs

"These stories are weird, punchy, often funny, often emotional, but never boring

— B. Diehl, author of Zellery's Alley

Refurbishing Eden:

Exploring Adaptations of Adam and Eve

ASIN: B01ADURUYU

Ebook: $0.99

 

What has to happen for an old story to become fresh and engaging again? One example of a myth that has been retold and modified is the story of creation and Fall of Man, which appears in the first three chapters of Genesis from the Old Testament. This essay looks into the different methods and tools that writers need to make a retelling of a story fresh and engaging for modern audiences.

Graven Image: Part 1: Sculpt Me

ASIN: B0149D90PO

Ebook: $0.99

 

"Thou shalt not make unto thee a graven image..."

 

Something strange is happening in Dobbs Ferry. Bizarre murders are happening more frequently in this tiny New York town. High school student Stewart Kadmon never expected to be drawn into the violence and chaos. But Stewart finds a bull's-eye on his back after receiving an odd lump of clay and a Polaroid of a jazzman. Filled with suspense and horror, "Sculpt Me" is the first part in the supernatural thriller series GRAVEN IMAGE.

Dinah, Won't You Blow?

ASIN: B00VZ67XYO

Ebook: $0.99​

 

Dinah, Won't You Blow? is a comedic novel set in the Hudson Valley of the Headless Horseman and other Washington Irving-inspired characters. Hershel Ostropoler, Station Master of the soon-to-be-closed Metro North stop Helm-on-the-Hudson, gets caught with his pants down in his fight against the Devil. In the village of fools, Hershel’s beloved, Lexie Lox, and her uptight grandmother, Mrs. Mandelbaum, have been in a fight to keep the Devil out of Helm — and the train station is their battleground. Hershel must come to grips with his destiny and rally to protect Lexie and his hometown against waves of wild beasts, bureaucrats and bandits, prisoners and satanic mascots. Or will dark secrets from our hero's past be Helm's undoing?

BAPHOMITZVAH

Published by Dynatox Ministries

Paperback: $20.00

 

This is a bizarro novella about a teenage girl, a demon, and a Bat Mitzvah.

This 55-page novella is being printed exclusively for KrallCon 2016. You can purchase it here if you cannot attend. All profit goes toward funding the convention.

Limited to 20 copies. (Not counting the ones available at KrallCon)

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